Stationery, because Korea
March 8, 2014 at 10:14 | Posted in Cultural Confusion, Language | 1 CommentTags: English, job security, Korea, stationery, wtf
Stationery is kind of a big deal in Korea. It’s cheap and ubiquitous and adorable. There are stationery stores everywhere. However, my absolute favorite thing about the stationery is the English. It comes in all flavors of ridiculous. I’ve started a bit of a collection but simply have neither the space nor the funds to collect it all. So what I cannot own, I sometimes take a picture of, lest these gems of linguistic and contextual contortion go forever unappreciated.
Of note is the endless font of knowledge which stationery provides. Notebooks are not simply a tool with which you can record information, they are apparently also a great source of facts. Because why the hell not?
Notebooks love telling you about fruit…
I’m wondering if notebook makers have actually concocted some sort of nefarious plot to move in on the dictionary’s territory.
I particularly like this one because I get the feeling this notebook has a story to tell. Clearly it’s insight was not met with the recognition it so deserved. “Someday, You’ll appreciate my ideas and aspirations for people.” One can only hope, little notebook.
One thing I never realized about stationery prior to living in Korea was it capacity to provide sage advice.
Contrary to what you might be thinking, these notebooks can actually help improve your English, as this notebook demonstrates.
However, not all English notebooks offer the same standard of advice.
While I appreciate this notebook’s implicit optimism, I feel it’s message of simplicity in learning this professed simple and natural language is undercut by it’s communicative incompetence in the aforementioned language. “Would you mind take a picture for us?” If you ever come across some Korean tourists who ask you this, now you’ll know why.
Notebooks are full of lovely observations and the promotion of animal rights by way of adorableness.
This notebook provides both practical and philosophical guidance.
There’s a notebook for every personality and every purpose. It’s necessary to ensure you have the notebook specifically tailored to both your personal attributes and the situation at hand.
Or, perhaps you’re more the “cute & pretty” puppy wishing type. This notebook is the bringer of indisputable facts: “everyone likes puppies.”
Or, maybe you prefer to keep things simple with a little peace.
However, there is also the various notebook and the no. section. name. notebook for when your needs are slightly more ambiguous.
I can’t help but admire the relentless optimism and support which some stationery provides.
Never knew hawks were so supportive…
Air Force Fighter notebook launches full speed ahead into it’s promising message:
For your elegant feelings…
The Preppy Notebook says:
This one here is just covered in PLUR:
It also mentions “coolage.” Seems legit.
Hello Lucky Day!
I think we all know what the immortal declaration and a possum up a gum have in common.
My personal favorites are the ones that have so mangled and mutilated the English language so as to give the impression that something incredibly profound might have been communicated, had your brain not already been turned to mush by trying to actually parse the linguistic equivalent of an M.C. Escher sketch.
The story of the animals…
I don’t actually have any words for this one. This notebook took them all. There’s nothing I can add that makes this even remotely better than the wonderful internally inconsistent clusterfuck it already is.
So, which is the notebook for you?
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omgoosh. this is my favorite blog so far!! All ze notebooks!!! It is so weird and enjoyable!! I especially like how I can hear your voice through the blog and its extra enjoyable!
Comment by Savannah SassDragon— March 25, 2014 #